Whizz along the TF-1 motorway heading for Santa Cruz. Exit just before the city at the Maritima junction and head down past the spectacularly ugly oil refinery, through the demonic roundabout then keep your beadies peeled for the Auditorium on the right. You can't miss it, it's the white pointy building doing an impression of Sydney Opera House.
Chrissie Hynde and The Pretenders bring their own inimitable brand of Brit rock to Tenerife's shores in July. Expect corkers from the 70s through to the 00s including Brass in Pocket, Thin Line and Chain Gang.